Lea Michele | Glee | Season 3

 

"The Purple Piano Project"

The glee club is down to ten members and needs to recruit new talent, leading Will to place several purple pianos around the school and encourage the clubs to sing whenever they see one. Quinn has quit the Cheerios and the New Directions and has befriended a group of outcast girls called the Skanks. Rachel and Kurt attend an Ohio mixer for future applicants of the New York Academy of Dramatic Arts (NYADA) but are intimidated by the performances of the other attendees. Sue runs for congress on a platform of cutting the arts in schools and directs new cheerleading co-captains Santana and Becky to sabotage the pianos being used in the glee club project. Sugar Motta, whose wealthy father donated the pianos, auditions for New Directions but cannot sing in tune. An agonized Will eventually rejects Sugar but gains a new recruit when Kurt convinces Blaine to transfer to McKinley High.

"I Am Unicorn"

Will sets up a boot camp for some of the members of the glee club to improve their dancing. Auditions begin for the school musical, West Side Story with Kurt and Blaine pitted against each other for the part of Tony. Kurt worries he's "too gay" to play any big roles on Broadway, but Burt encourages him to be himself. Kurt also begins his campaign for senior class president. Sue features Quinn in an anti-arts commercial for her congressional campaign; Will reprimands Quinn and tells her to grow up. Shelby Corcoran is hired by Sugar's father to set up a rival glee club at McKinley High; she allows Puck to see Beth, but rejects Quinn's desire to do likewise due to her rebellious behavior and appearance. Quinn resumes her normal appearance and returns to the New Directions; Puck tells Quinn he is proud of her, but Quinn reveals she is only pretending to behave in order to pursue full custody of Beth.

"Asian F"

After Mike gets an "A−" on a chemistry test, his father wants him to drop glee club and break up with Tina. He instead auditions for West Side Story. Mercedes also auditions but refuses to share the role of Maria with Rachel when the two are to be double-cast. Angry about what she perceives as continued favoritism towards Rachel, Mercedes quits the New Directions and joins Shelby's rival glee club. Brittany's campaign for senior class president kicks into high gear, and Rachel becomes a third candidate to improve her college prospects, infuriating Kurt. Will is insecure about his relationship with Emma because she hasn't asked him to meet her parents and secretly invites them to dinner; the return of Emma's parents causes a severe flare-up of her OCD. The musical's cast list is posted, with Blaine and Rachel receiving the lead roles as Tony and Maria, and Mike receiving the role of Riff.

"Pot o' Gold"

Irish exchange student Rory Flanagan arrives at McKinley High. He is living at Brittany's house, and she thinks that he is a leprechaun. Mercedes starts recruiting for Shelby's new glee club, the Troubletones, and succeeds in attracting Santana and Brittany, who are now officially dating. Quinn babysits Beth and secretly hides items around Shelby's house to make her look like an unfit mother; she subsequently calls Child Protective Services, after which Puck returns to secretly gather up the items. Puck comforts Shelby, who confesses she is extremely lonely; the two kiss. Sue campaigns to rescind the budget of the school's West Side Story production, leading Burt to run against her as a write-in candidate. Rory joins New Directions.

"The First Time"

The school musical West Side Story is rehearsed with Artie as lead director; Artie tells Rachel and Blaine that they are not conveying enough emotion, and questions whether they can convincingly portray their roles if they are still virgins. Kurt and Blaine then debate whether to have sex, as do Rachel and Finn, the latter of whom is worried about being recruited for college football. Mike is disowned by his father after he confesses that he wants to be a professional dancer. Coach Beiste gains an admirer in the form of football recruiter Cooter Menkins. New Dalton Academy Warbler Sebastian Smythe makes a play for Blaine and invites him and Kurt to a gay bar; Kurt runs into Dave Karofsky, who has transferred to another school. On opening night, Rachel reminds Blaine that they both have found their soulmates in Finn and Kurt; they are later shown having their first sexual encounters with their respective soulmates.

"Mash Off"

Sue pursues a smear campaign against Burt in their congressional race. Puck falls in love with Shelby, but she rejects the idea of a relationship. Puck also informs Shelby of Quinn's true intentions, after which Shelby refuses to let Quinn in Beth's life. The candidates for senior class president debate, and Rachel withdraws from the race, throwing her support behind Kurt. Will and Shelby encourage some friendly competition between their clubs, but Santana does not go along with the friendly part and hounds Finn. In response, Finn publicly tells her to come out of the closet and criticizes her for tearing others down while not accepting herself. Santana is later told by Sue and Burt that the niece of one of their opponents in the election overheard Finn and is releasing an attack ad criticizing Sue for choosing a lesbian as head cheerleader. Santana blames Finn for outing her and slaps him in the face.

"I Kissed a Girl"

In an effort to combat allegations that she is a lesbian, Sue decides to start an arbitrary relationship with a man and chooses Cooter, who is struggling to connect with Coach Beiste. Beiste tells Sue that she won't give him up without a fight, and Sue ends up losing the election to Burt. Shelby and Puck have sex, but she rejects it and asks him to leave. Santana comes out to her parents and the school with the help of the New Directions and Troubletones, but when she tells her grandmother, she denounces Santana and tells her to never return. The election for McKinley High Senior Class President is marred by ballot-box stuffing, and Brittany is declared the winner. Rachel confesses that she was the one who committed election fraud; she is suspended for a week and banned from participating in the upcoming Sectionals competition.

"Hold On to Sixteen"

Rachel and Finn travel to Kentucky to convince Sam Evans to return to McKinley High and New Directions, during which they discover that Sam is working as a stripper. Meanwhile, Quinn tries to get Shelby fired for sleeping with Puck; Rachel insists that Quinn will ruin Beth's life if she takes her from Shelby, who later reveals that she is resigning from McKinley. Blaine confronts Finn for dismissing his suggestions in glee club; Finn admits he is jealous of Blaine's talent and they reconcile. The New Directions win Sectionals, and the Troubletones come in second; Mike's father watches the performance and reconciles with Mike, understanding that dancing is Mike's passion. Quinn decides not to reveal Shelby's secret for Beth's sake and convinces Will to feature the Troubletones members in all future New Directions competition if they agree to be in the group, after which the Troubletones agree to join New Directions.

"Extraordinary Merry Christmas"

Will announces that New Directions has been asked to create a holiday special for a local network, with Artie as lead director. Sue recruits the glee club to sing at a homeless shelter where she will be volunteering, but the glee club members decide to do the broadcast when they discover that both events take place on the exact same day. Rory suffers from homesickness and bonds with Sam, who is also away from his family. Rachel gives Finn a long list of Christmas present suggestions, but Finn instead surprises her with the donation of a sow in her name. After performing the holiday special, the New Directions arrive at the homeless shelter with more food and presents.

"Yes/No"

Sam joins McKinley's synchronized swim team, coached by Roz Washington, desperate for a letterman jacket to impress Mercedes, who he wants to win back from her boyfriend Shane. Becky decides she wants Artie as her boyfriend and gets him to date her. Artie asks Sue for advice on how to break off the relationship; Sue advises him to treat Becky like anyone else and tell her directly. Finn decides to enlist in the army as an obligation to his late father. Carole later reveals that she hid from him the fact that his father did not die in Iraq, but died from a drug overdose in Cincinnati after being discharged. Finn is distraught by the news and discusses his future with Rachel. After learning that Beiste and Cooter have eloped, Emma begins to fantasize about Will proposing marriage; Will enlists the glee club and the swim team's help in a spontaneous marriage proposal, which Emma tearfully accepts. Finn later surprises Rachel with a proposal of marriage.

"Michael"

Will announces a Michael Jackson week after the former Troubletones reveal they are disappointed they didn't get to perform in the Jackson family medley at Sectionals. Blaine mentions the possibility of performing Jackson's music at Regionals to Sebastian, who later announces that the Warblers will also be performing Jackson's music. New Directions challenges the Warblers for the right to perform Jackson, and they meet in a parking garage. Sebastian throws a slushie at Kurt, but Blaine interposes himself; he is badly injured and needs eye surgery. Santana records Sebastian confessing to rigging the slushie with rock salt. Finn asks Rachel for her answer to his proposal, but she is not ready to make a decision. Sam and Mercedes kiss. Quinn discovers that she has been accepted at Yale, while Kurt and Rachel discover that they are both finalists for admission at NYADA.

"The Spanish Teacher"

Will and Sue are competing for a tenured position at McKinley High, but complaints are received about both of them as teachers. Will goes to night school for a refresher course in Spanish, but his teacher there, David Martinez, becomes a potential rival for his position at McKinley when Will assigns a Spanish-themed week to New Directions and invites David to perform. Will arranges with Figgins to become the new history teacher, while proposing David to be his replacement as the Spanish teacher. Meanwhile, Sue clashes with Roz, who is also pursuing the tenured position and plans to replace Sue on the Cheerios. Rachel tells Kurt and Mercedes that Finn has proposed to her; Kurt believes Finn is considering marriage because he has given up too early on his own dreams. Mercedes is torn between her feelings for Sam and Shane. Sue announces that she wants to become a mother, and she needs a sperm donor.

"Heart"

Will assigns the members of New Directions to perform the best love songs for Valentine's Day. Sugar holds a Valentine's dance for McKinley students, which Santana and Brittany attend as a couple; Artie and Rory compete to become Sugar's date. Rachel and Finn reveal their marriage plans to New Directions. Burt, Carole and Rachel's fathers pretend to act supportive, and Rachel and Finn decide to get married even sooner than planned. The members of McKinley's Christian club debate the morality of homosexuality when Santana hires them to perform a singing telegram for Brittany. Mercedes breaks up with Shane but decides not to date Sam, as she wants to be sure of her own feelings. Kurt starts receiving Valentine's gifts from a secret admirer, whom he later discovers is from Karofsky. Kurt lets him down gently, but their parting words are overheard by a classmate of Karofsky's.

"On My Way"

The New Directions prepare to compete against the Dalton Academy Warblers, whom they defeated the previous year. Dave Karofsky tries to commit suicide after his classmates find out he is gay and post hate threats on his social media accounts. The news spreads throughout McKinley; the faculty considers how they could have done more to help him, while Kurt blames himself for ignoring Karofsky's phone calls. In light of the recent news about Karofsky, Will advises the glee club members to think of their future, after which Rachel and Finn decide to get married the day after Regionals. Sue reveals that she is pregnant. The New Directions win Regionals, with the Warblers finishing second. As their wedding ceremony is about to begin, Rachel is reluctant to start without Quinn, who is picking up her bridemaid's dress. Rachel texts Quinn to find out where she is; Quinn responds to the text when a truck suddenly crashes into the driver's seat of her car.

"Big Brother"

Quinn returns to school in a wheelchair, suffering from a severely compressed spine, but hopes to regain the use of her legs. Figgins informs Sue that Roz is now her cheerleading co-coach; Sue proposes that if she helps New Directions win the Nationals show choir competition, she can regain sole control of the Cheerios. Blaine's older brother Cooper Anderson, a television ad actor, comes to Lima for a visit. Cooper gives an acting masterclass to New Directions, but Blaine is put off when Cooper criticizes his singing and acting skills. Emma and Will accompany Sue to her doctor's appointment, during which they discover that Sue's baby has Down syndrome. When the members of the glee club do a "senior ditch day" at Six Flags, Quinn and Artie instead go to a skate park designed for people with disabilities. Quinn is later assisted by fellow "God Squad" member Joe Hart, whom she invites to join New Directions.

"Saturday Night Glee-ver"

Wade Adams, a member of rival glee club Vocal Adrenaline, asks Kurt and Mercedes for advice about whether to perform as his transgender alter ego "Unique". The glee club does disco in a tribute to Saturday Night Fever. In order to help Finn, Santana and Mercedes figure out what to do after they graduate, Will assigns them to perform songs from the movie that would show how they feel about their lives. Finn decides to become an actor and enrolls in the Actors Studio in New York City. After her performance, Mercedes says she wants to become a recording artist; Sam posts a videoclip of that performance, which gets excellent reviews. Santana wants to become famous, but reconsiders when Brittany uploads a sex tape of the two of them on the web. Sue gives Santana a letter from one of the top college cheerleading programs offering her a full scholarship, revealing that it was Brittany's idea.

"Dance with Somebody"

After realizing the kids are still dejected over the death of Whitney Houston, Will makes their assignment for the week a tribute to Houston. Kurt bonds with a guy he meets in a music store, and they start texting each other; Kurt sees the exchanges as innocent, but Blaine views it as cheating. Blaine later reveals to Emma that he is deeply distressed at the thought of Kurt moving to New York. After Rachel and Santana sing their first duet together, Rachel asks Santana to be her friend for their final high school days. Quinn reveals to Joe that she is depressed because she has not been making progress in her physical therapy sessions; they sing a duet, and both wonder if they have feelings for each other. Will fires his wedding planner, admitting to Emma that he wants to get married before the glee club members go their separate ways; Emma assures him that no matter when they decide to get married, the glee club would be there.

"Choke"

Kurt and Rachel prepare for their audition for NYADA and are thrown off-stride when they discover they will be performing for the school's dean, Carmen Tibideaux. Carmen is impressed by Kurt's performance of "Not the Boy Next Door". Rachel sings "Don't Rain on My Parade", a song she has known well since she was a child, but she forgets the lyrics and asks for another chance. After she stumbles again on her second attempt, Carmen ends the audition. Puck realizes that he does not want to turn out like his dropout father and enlists the male glee club members to help him study. Roz overhears the New Direction girls jokingly suggesting that Beiste's black eye was given to her by her husband and lectures them for joking about domestic violence. Beiste later reveals to Sue and Roz that Cooter actually did hit her. When Sue insists that Beiste stay at her place, Beiste says she is staying with her sister, but it is later revealed that Beiste has given Cooter another chance.

"Prom-asaurus"

As class president, Brittany organizes the upcoming senior prom and decides this year's theme will be dinosaurs. Sue announces the prom king and queen finalist candidates, and Rachel is upset to discover Finn and Quinn's joint candidacy. After discussing her own misgivings about the prom with Blaine and Kurt, Rachel attempts to throw an anti-prom party at a hotel. At the prom, Finn walks in on Quinn standing up in the restroom; Finn chides Quinn for using her wheelchair to bribe votes and calls her out for being self-centered. Santana and Quinn count the prom king and queen votes; they discover that Finn has won prom king, and that Quinn has won the title of prom queen. Quinn decides to do Rachel a favor and declares Rachel as the write-in winner after Finn is announced as prom king. Finn and Rachel dance to "Take My Breath Away", and Quinn surprises the crowd by shakily standing during the performance.

"Props"

As the New Directions begin planning their Nationals set list, Tina is upset that Rachel continues to get all the glee club solos and walks out. Tina later falls into a fountain and strikes her head; she experiences a vision of herself as Rachel and the rest of the club with switched personas. After coming back to reality, Tina decides to help Rachel try for another NYADA audition and drives her to Carmen Tibideaux's master class in Oberlin. Carmen initially dismisses Rachel, but Tina defends Rachel and calls her "exceptional"; Rachel also invites Carmen to attend their Nationals performance. After failing an exam he needed to pass in order to graduate, Puck breaks down in front of Beiste. Beiste arranges for Puck to retake the test, promising to help him pass, and later gains enough courage to leave Cooter.

"Nationals"

The New Directions compete for the 2012 Nationals championship in Chicago, Illinois. Carmen arrives for the New Directions' performance, which is well received by the audience; Jesse St. James, the current director of Vocal Adrenaline, later approaches Carmen and recommends Rachel for NYADA. Mercedes and Kurt visit Wade to wish him good luck, but he tells them that he has chosen not to perform out of pressure. Kurt suggests that "Unique" might be able to handle what Wade is unable to, and Unique ultimately performs on stage with Vocal Adrenaline. Unique is awarded the Nationals MVP, but the Nationals trophy is awarded to the New Directions. Back at McKinley, the glee club members are praised by the student body, and Sue is restored as sole coach of the Cheerios, displacing Roz. Emma and Will have sex for the first time. Figgins arranges for the New Directions to perform at the school's Teacher of the Year ceremony, which is won by Will.

"Goodbye"

Will gives the New Directions members a final assignment: the underclassmen and the seniors will perform songs to say goodbye to each other. Kurt reflects on how his experience at McKinley has enabled other students to be openly gay. Mercedes is offered a recording contract in Los Angeles, Mike accepts a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet, and Puck passes his test. Brittany discovers that she will not be graduating, and Santana, despite having a cheerleading scholarship, decides to stay in Lima. After their graduation ceremony, Finn, Kurt and Rachel open their acceptance letters. Kurt and Finn are rejected, while Rachel is admitted; she decides to defer her admission for a year so the other two can reapply and they can go to New York together. Rachel gets into Finn's car to go to their wedding, but he instead drives her to the train station, advising her to follow her dreams; he also reveals that he will be joining the Army. Will and the New Directions say goodbye to Rachel as she boards the train to New York.