Lea Michele | Glee | Season 2

"Audition"

McKinley High's glee club and cheerleading squad budgets are cut to allocate more money for the football program and its new football coach Shannon Beiste. Will and Sue scheme to drive Beiste out of the school and get their money restored. Finn and Rachel try to find new recruits for New Directions, but Rachel feels threatened by the talent of her recruit, Sunshine, who is put off by Rachel's hostile behavior and instead joins Vocal Adrenaline. Meanwhile, Finn tries to recruit transfer student Sam Evans after overhearing him sing, but Sam declines to audition due to the club's low social status. Quinn replaces Santana as head of the Cheerios. Artie asks Finn to help him join the football team in hopes to win back Tina, who has begun dating Mike; Beiste kicks Finn off the football team, believing he is colluding against her by forcing her to reject a student who uses a wheelchair. Realizing his behavior has hurt Beiste, Will defends Beiste against Sue and apologizes, re-earning Sue's enmity towards Will.

"Britney/Brittany"

New Directions wants to perform a Britney Spears number at the Homecoming Assembly, but Will is reluctant, stating that Spears is a bad role model. Emma's new boyfriend Carl, a dentist, treats glee club members Brittany, Santana, Rachel and Artie, all of whom experience Britney Spears fantasies while under anesthesia. Beiste allows Artie to join the football team, and Finn is reinstated. Advised by Emma to relax, Will learns that Carl recently purchased a Chevrolet Corvette and buys one for himself. He is confronted by Terri, who insists that he return it and cease waisting their savings. Will ultimately okays a Spears number and takes a lead role in the hopes of impressing Emma; Sue sets off the fire alarm when multiple students become sexually aroused by the performance. Emma tells Will to stop trying to be someone he is not, and Will later informs the club they will not be performing any more Spears numbers.

"Grilled Cheesus"

Upon seeing the face of Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich, Finn has an existential crisis. Because of this, the members of the glee club discuss religion and its significance to them. Kurt is devastated when his father Burt has a heart attack and becomes comatose. Kurt is resistant to his friends' prayers, and is persuaded by Sue to make a formal complaint against the glee club for singing religious songs in a public school setting. After being confronted by Emma, Sue reveals that, as a child, she prayed that God would cure her sister Jean; her prayers went unanswered, leading her to conclude that God simply does not exist. Sue later visits Jean and they discuss their respective religious beliefs. At Burt's bedside, Kurt tells his unconscious father that he feels he should have accepted his friends' prayers; Burt then begins to regain consciousness and is able to squeeze his son's hand.

"Duets"

When Puck is sent to a juvenile detention center, Will introduces Sam as a new member, and assigns a duet competition for the week. Kurt wants to partner with Sam because he suspects Sam might be gay, but Finn and Burt dissuade him, leading Kurt to sing alone. Noticing Kurt's withdrawn behavior, Rachel convinces Kurt that the club members value and accept him for who he is. Brittany and Santana make out, but Santana trivializes their relationship and pairs up with Mercedes for the duet competition. Brittany later pairs up with Artie and the two begin dating, but Artie is hurt when Santana tells him that Brittany only wanted him for his voice so she could win the competition. Finn and Rachel secretly throw the competition so that Sam will feel welcome and make him more likely to stay in the club. Sam and his duet partner Quinn end up winning the competition, and their victory dinner turns into a first date for the couple.

"The Rocky Horror Glee Show"

After Will learns of Emma's newfound love for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, he impulsively decides to have the glee club perform the stage version of the musical as a fundraiser in the hopes of winning her back from Carl. He recruits Emma to help him with the production, and casts Rachel and Finn in the lead roles of Brad and Janet; Finn feels self-conscious at the prospect of appearing in his underwear, as the role necessitates. Meanwhile, Sue goes undercover to expose the club's boundary-pushing production on her television news segment and convinces Will to involve her in the production. Will grows increasingly jealous of Carl and asks Emma to rehearse the suggestive "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" with him; Carl later confronts Will over his private rehearsal with Emma. Alerted to Sue's planned exposé, Will concedes that his motivations in putting on the production were questionable, and he cancels the play.

"Never Been Kissed"

Will separates the group for another boys vs. girls mash-up competition. Kurt is constantly harassed and attacked by school bully Dave Karofsky, and he criticizes the school's failure to act against homophobic bullying. While spying for the New Directions at Dalton Academy, Kurt meets Blaine Anderson, the lead singer of the rival group Warblers. Blaine, who is also gay, encourages Kurt to stand up for himself. Kurt later confronts Karofsky, and as the argument intensifies he is kissed by Karofsky, leaving Kurt stunned. Coach Beiste discovers that the boys and girls of the glee club are using her as a turn-off method to cool their arousal while making out. Beiste is deeply hurt and submits her resignation, but Will convinces her to stay at McKinley. Puck returns and develops a friendship with Artie through his community service project; he helps Artie get a date with Brittany.

"The Substitute"

As the flu spreads throughout McKinley, Will becomes ill and is replaced by freewheeling substitute teacher Holly Holliday, who lets the glee club members choose which songs they get to perform. While recovering at home, Will is cared for by Terri; the two have sex, but Will concludes that their reunion was a mistake and ends their relationship for good. Sue takes over as principal when Principal Figgins also gets infected. Mercedes organizes a protest against Sue's new lunch initiatives and causes $17,000 worth of damage to Sue's car. Feeling guilty for enabling Mercedes' behavior, Holly confides to Will that she feels out of depth as a teacher. Sue's initiative ultimately proves popular with the students' parents, and her appointment as principal is made permanent. Kurt is confronted by Karofsky, who threatens to kill him if Kurt reveals his closeted homosexuality.

"Furt"

Burt and Carole reveal their engagement to Kurt and Finn, while Sue's absentee Nazi-hunting mother Doris Sylvester pays a visit when Sue announces her intentions to marry herself. Rachel tries to convince the glee club girls to have their boyfriends defend Kurt against Karofsky, but Finn refuses due to his position as quarterback. After Kurt admits that Karofsky threatens to kill him, Sue expels Karofsky. Quinn accepts a promise ring from Sam. At Burt and Carole's wedding, Finn uses his best man speech to apologize to Kurt, and the stepbrothers dance together. Kurt learns that the school board has reversed Karofsky's expulsion; Sue resigns as principal in protest, reinstating Figgins as principal, while Burt and Carole use their honeymoon savings to enroll Kurt at Dalton Academy.

"Special Education"

Taking Emma's advice, Will decides to feature some of the less-heralded members of New Directions in the Sectionals competition by giving the lead vocals to Quinn and Sam, and lead dancing roles to Brittany and Mike. Kurt joins the Dalton Academy Warblers, but is not given a solo; Blaine suggests that he try to fit in rather than stand out. In Kurt's absence, Puck bribes AV Club president Lauren Zizes into joining the New Directions. Will is stunned when Emma reveals that she married Carl in Las Vegas. After discovering that Finn had lied about having sex with Santana the previous spring, Rachel confesses to Finn that she made out with Puck to make him jealous, causing Finn to break up with her. The New Directions, the Warblers, and the Hipsters face off at Sectionals; New Directions and the Warblers both advance to Regionals.

"A Very Glee Christmas"

The faculty holds a Secret Santa gift exchange, but Sue tampers with it so she gets all the gifts. Artie finds out Brittany still believes in Santa Claus, and convinces the other glee club members not to disillusion her. When Brittany asks a mall Santa to make Artie able to walk again, Artie recruits Coach Beiste to play Santa in order to tell her it won't be possible after all. Kurt tells Will that he's fallen in love with Blaine. Finn refuses to reconcile with Rachel. The faculty members discover Sue's deception and reclaim their gifts, leading Sue to steal back the presents and vandalize the choir room's Christmas decorations. After overhearing the club's performance of "Welcome Christmas", a regretful Sue decides to return the presents to Will and brings the New Directions members to decorate a new Christmas tree.

"The Sue Sylvester Shuffle"

Beiste forces the football players to join New Directions in order to dispel rivalry between the students. Sue attempts to sabotage both the football team and the glee club by moving the cheerleading Regionals competition to the same night as the football championship game. Karofsky convinces a number of the football players to quit the glee club, resulting in Beiste barring them from the championship game. Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Lauren join the football team to ensure that the game goes ahead, and the glee club performs a "Thriller" mash-up during the halftime show. Finn gets Puck to convince the former football players to return, while Finn convinces Quinn, Brittany and Santana to quit the cheer squad to perform at the halftime show. With three cheerleaders down, Sue's cheer squad loses at Regionals for the first time in seven years. Impressed by Finn, Quinn later kisses him.

"Silly Love Songs"

Will assigns the glee club to perform love songs in honor of Valentine's Day. For the occasion, Finn sets up a kissing booth to raise money for the club, and Quinn buys a kiss from him. The kiss further reignites Finn and Quinn's feelings for one another, and they begin an affair. Puck falls in love with Lauren and serenades her with a performance of "Fat Bottomed Girls". Lauren is offended by the song choice, but eventually agrees to spend Valentine's Day with him as friends. Blaine has a crush on Jeremiah, the assistant manager at a local Gap store, and the Warblers accompany Blaine as he serenades Jeremiah with a public performance of "When I Get You Alone". Jeremiah is fired over the performance and rebuffs Blaine. Kurt later confesses his feelings for Blaine, but Blaine reveals that he does not want to risk damaging their friendship.

"Comeback"

Rachel tries to get back into McKinley High's social swing with the help of Brittany, but her attempts backfire. Sam forms a Justin Bieber tribute band with Puck, Artie and Mike, in the hopes of cementing his relationship with Quinn, whom he suspects still has feelings for Finn. Quinn realizes that she wants to be with Sam, but Sam breaks up with her after Santana reveals that Quinn cheated on him with Finn. Sam then starts dating Santana. Puck tries to help Lauren gain more confidence for her first glee club solo. Sue is depressed from her cheerleading squad's recent competition loss, and Emma suggests that she temporarily join New Directions to lift her spirits. After failing to sow dissent in New Directions from the inside, Sue becomes the coach of Aural Intensity, a glee club rival for Regionals.

"Blame It on the Alcohol"

Figgins commissions the glee club to perform a song teaching the student body about the danger of underage drinking. Rachel is convinced to throw a party for the club, and she invites Kurt and Blaine. After heavy drinking starts, Rachel and Blaine share a long kiss while playing spin the bottle. Blaine questions his sexuality and accepts a date with Rachel, much to Kurt's dismay. Rachel later kisses a sober Blaine, who realizes that he is indeed gay. After drinking with Beiste, Will tries to drunk-dial Emma but accidentally calls Sue, who publicly shames him by playing his voicemail on the school's intercom. The New Directions drunkenly perform "Tik Tok" for the student body, which abruptly ends when Brittany and Santana throw up from intoxication. Believing that the glee club had been acting during the performance, Figgins praises the club for scaring their fellow students into sobriety.

"Sexy"

Holly returns to McKinley to cover sex education classes. She unites with Will to educate the glee club members, who are among the most ignorant about sex, and the two begin a relationship. Finn and Quinn get back together. Kurt reveals to Blaine that he knows very little about sex, leading Blaine to visit Burt and prompt him to give Kurt "the talk". Santana and Brittany approach Holly for advice about their relationship. Santana tearfully reveals to Brittany that she is in love with her, but is afraid of being bullied for being in a same-sex relationship. Brittany reciprocates her love, but explains that she also loves Artie and will not break up with him. Emma and Carl also approach Holly to address issues in their marriage, particularly her continuing celibacy. When Emma confesses to still having feelings for Will, Carl moves out.

"Original Song"

When their planned anthem for the show choir Regionals competition is axed due to Sue's sabotage, the New Directions decide to write and perform original songs to compete against the Warblers and Aural Intensity. Brittany confronts Santana about their friendship, and expresses dismay that Santana is still dating Sam even after confessing her love to Brittany. Meanwhile, Blaine falls in love with Kurt after hearing him perform a tribute for the Warblers' canary mascot; the two share a kiss and begin a relationship. Rachel confronts Quinn over her relationship with Finn. After the club members share recent hurtful anecdotes by Sue, the New Directions perform an original song entitled "Loser like Me", an anthem dedicated to the underdogs of high school. New Directions ultimately win the Regionals competition.

"A Night of Neglect"

In an attempt to raise money for Artie, Mike, Tina and Brittany's Academic Decathlon team, Holly suggests that the glee club host a benefit concert by performing songs from artists whom they feel are neglected. Emma's OCD worsens when Carl requests an annulment. Sunshine offers to perform for the benefit and promises to bring her six hundred Twitter followers. Sue sabotages the benefit by getting Sunshine's coach to pull her and her followers from the concert, and she gets Sandy and other McKinley students to heckle the glee club. Lauren convinces Mercedes to become a truly demanding diva to get what she wants, and Mercedes performs a powerhouse version of Aretha Franklin's "Ain't No Way"; Sandy is amazed by Mercedes' performance and offers to fund the Academic Decathlon team. Holly takes a job in Cleveland and breaks up with Will, leaving Will free to pursue Emma.

"Born This Way"

After Finn accidentally breaks Rachel's nose while dancing, Rachel considers getting a nose job, much to the glee club's dismay. Rachel ultimately decides against having surgery after Kurt reminds her that her idol, Barbra Streisand, refused to succumb to pressure to alter her nose. Will convinces Emma to attend therapy and confront her OCD. Lauren runs for prom queen and, with Puck's help, discovers that Quinn used to be an overweight outcast who had rhinoplasty before re-inventing herself and transferring to McKinley. Lauren tries to sabotage Quinn's campaign by revealing her former image to the other students, but her plan backfires when Quinn's popularity increases. Santana blackmails Karofsky into starting an anti-bullying club in order to convince Kurt to return to McKinley High and New Directions. Kurt agrees to return and the Warblers serenade him in farewell.

"Rumours"

Sue revives The Muckraker, the school newspaper, and prints blind items about the kids in the glee club in order to sow discord among the members. Quinn gives Finn an ultimatum about their relationship and his friendship with Rachel. April Rhodes asks Will for his help with her new Broadway project: a one-woman show entitled CrossRhodes. Brittany breaks up with Artie after he quizzes her about her relationship with Santana and calls her stupid for not seeing through Santana's machinations. Santana agrees to go on Brittany's online talk show to let Brittany ask her to the prom, but she backs out at the last minute. Suspecting that Sam and Quinn are back together, Finn and Rachel plan a stakeout and discover that Sam is living in a shabby motel. Amidst growing rumors, Sam bitterly reveals to the glee club that his house was foreclosed upon. Upon discovering that Sam has pawned his guitar, the glee club buys it back for him and offers their support.

"Prom Queen"

As the race for prom queen heats up, Principal Figgins recruits New Directions to perform at the prom. Mercedes is distressed because she doesn't have a prom date, and Rachel arranges for Sam to take the two of them as a group. Jesse St. James returns to woo Rachel, which angers Finn. Kurt takes Blaine as his date to the prom, and attempts to help Karofsky deal with his sexuality; Karofsky refuses to come out, but makes a tearful apology to Kurt. Karofsky is elected prom king, but non-candidate Kurt is elected prom queen in a derogatory prank. Kurt runs from the gym in humiliation, but later returns and proclaims "Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton", garnering applause from the crowd. Karofsky, abruptly faced with having to publicly dance with another boy in the traditional dance between King and Queen, is unable go through with it, leading Blaine to dance with Kurt on the dance floor instead.

"Funeral"

As New Directions gets closer to Nationals, Will brings in Jesse to give advice on how to win the championship. Although Jesse deduces that Rachel is the best singer for the performance, Will ignores Jesse's advice and instead plans for the group to sing original songs at nationals. Sue is deeply upset by the death of her sister, and lashes out by sabotaging the club's travel itinerary to New York. Finn and Kurt get the club to help Sue plan Jean's funeral, and Will reads the remainder of Sue's eulogy when she is unable to finish it. During the funeral, Finn realizes his true feelings for Rachel and breaks up with Quinn. Touched by Will's support, Sue concludes that she will no longer attempt to destroy the glee club, and instead announces that she is planning to run for the United States House of Representatives. Terri helps Will by offering first-class plane tickets to New York for the entire club, and reveals that she is moving to Miami to start over with her life.

"New York"

The New Directions head to New York City for the National Show Choir Championship and faces Vocal Adrenaline once again, taking time to see landmarks while there. Finn is desperate to win Rachel back, and the two go out on a date. Rachel feels torn between Finn and her dreams of being on Broadway, and leaves after refusing to kiss him. The next morning, Rachel realizes that her true love is Broadway, and she and Kurt vow to return to New York City for college. At Nationals, Rachel encounters a nervous Sunshine, and apologizes for having made Sunshine feel unwelcome at McKinley. As the New Directions perform, the enthusiastic audience falls silent when Finn and Rachel suddenly share a long, unscripted kiss. The kiss imperils their chances of victory, and the group receives twelfth place. Back in Ohio, Blaine and Kurt declare their love for each other, Mercedes and Sam are revealed to be secretly dating, and Finn and Rachel resume their relationship.