The Suite Life on Deck | Season 3

 

"The Silent Treatment"

One day after the events of Paris, Cody leaves the ship following his breakup with Bailey to join a monk-like club which he hopes will help him get over the breakup. Zack and Woody are determined to go there and save Cody. Meanwhile, London and Miss Tutweiller try to console Bailey by giving her relationship advice.

"Rat Tale"

No longer a couple, Cody and Bailey must decide who keeps Buck, their pet rat. Kirby investigates both to see who will make the better owner, but Woody is bitten by Buck, creating a super-hero alter-ego Ratman, which is breaking apart Zack and his new girlfriend, Sloane.

"So You Think You Can Date?"

A dance is coming up for the students. Having broken up, Cody and Bailey lie about having dates to the dance, so they quickly try to find a backup date to back up their lie. When London and Zack offer up misguided advice, it surprisingly works. Meanwhile, Woody is tired of Tutweiller and Moseby arguing about who should get the skydeck for the school dance, so he makes them share the skydeck. It is revealed through flashback that Mr. Moseby and Miss Tutweiler's interest in the Middle Ages and 1980s, respectively, comes from the tribulations they endured as outcasts in their youth. Through understanding, Mr. Moseby convinces Emma that they both have become successful adults and have overcome their painful pasts.

"My Oh Maya"

Zack becomes attracted to a girl named Maya, but when he realizes he is actually falling in love with her, he attempts to use part of the six month plan that Cody used for Bailey. Meanwhile, Dante, the boy who stole Marcus's identity in Paris, stows away on board to have Marcus produce his next album. In addition, Cody is trying to condition himself to forget about Bailey by flicking a rubber band against his wrist every time he thinks about her while she is visiting her home.

"Das Boots"

After agreeing to help London remove shoes from her submarine, Zack, London, Maya and Woody are all trapped in London's shoe submarine with only enough air for thirty minutes. Meanwhile, Marcus helps Cody prepare to play chess against Sasha Matryoshka, a beautiful Russian junior champion.

"Bon Voyage"

When the new aqua lounge is flooded, Mr. Tipton orders Mr. Moseby to kick off whoever was responsible for the mess. Moseby assumes Zack is the culprit, but Cody, London, Bailey and Woody all believe they are individually responsible for the disaster for different reasons (although London actually wants to take the blame in order to get thrown off the ship). It is eventually revealed that it was actually Moseby himself who caused the flood by dropping his pocket hankie into the tank. To help Moseby keep his job, London takes the blame and just gets an allowance cut. Meanwhile, Marcus has been planning a rap musical. At the end of the episode, he leaves the ship to make a Broadway musical based on his hit song "Retainer Baby" after he and Zack videotaped demos of the songs (which helps to clear Zack's name after Moseby accuses him of the Aqua Lounge incident) which he sent to Broadway producers.

"Computer Date"

Arwin comes on board the ship to improve it by adding a robot. However, problems start to occur when it begins to have feelings for Cody. Meanwhile, London and Woody enlist Zack's help to pass a gym class.

"Party On!"

When singer Sean Kingston comes on board, he immediately becomes attracted to London. Zack, hoping to do something special for Maya's birthday, misleads Sean into throwing a surprise party for London and also making Mr. Moseby believe the party is for him, when it is actually for Maya. Meanwhile, Cody goes with Bailey to a Belgian chocolate factory on a couple's tour and runs into Woody who mistakenly came instead of attending a hiking trip.

"Love and War"

Zack and Maya are finally a couple, and Zack is surprising everyone by being a good boyfriend. However, Zack soon faces his first challenge when Maya is chosen to recite a poem at Poetpalooza at the same time as an important guys video game night. Meanwhile, children at a daycare take more of a liking towards London than Bailey, causing Bailey to become increasingly jealous of London.

"Trouble in Tokyo"

When the ship docks in Japan, Zack and Cody visit their mom who is doing a new commercial. Meanwhile, London is trying to avoid going to the dentist and Woody challenges a sumo wrestler.

"The Ghost and Mr. Martin"

When the ship docks in New Orleans, Zack is haunted by the ghost of a captain of a sunken ship. To solve the mystery of the sunken ship, with the help of Cody and Woody, he dives down to retrieve the captain's compass. After examining the compass and doing research, Zack proves history wrong. Meanwhile, London and Bailey try to help Mr. Moseby overcome his fear of playing the piano in front of a crowd.

"Senior Ditch Day"

Zack, London and Woody go to a ritzy beach club in Argentina for Senior Ditch Day, but when the bouncer won't let Woody in, London and Zack go without him. In an effort to get in, Woody claims himself as royalty and becomes a jerk to London and Zack when they ask to be in a VIP area with him. Meanwhile, in an effort to keep their perfect attendance records, Bailey and Cody show up for class, which annoys Ms. Tutweiller who was looking forward to her day off. She's forced to show them how to have fun, which they think is a class; at witts end, she says they pass.

"My Sister's Keeper"

When Woody announces his sister (whom both Zack and Cody thought was going to be hideous) will be coming on board, Cody keeps her company, much to the dismay of Woody and Bailey. Meanwhile, London searches for a "twin" to get her to do her dirty work, but things go wrong when her twin falls in love with Zack.

"Frozen"

Cody visits a remote scientific research station in Antarctica, and Zack and Woody tag along with him. But when the scientist uses their snowmobile to replenish his supplies, he gets stuck in a snow storm leaving the trio cold, hungry, and alone. Meanwhile, London's favorite designer visits the SS Tipton to announce his retirement due to lack of inspiration, entitling London and Bailey to inspire him.

"A London Carol"

As Christmas approaches, London is too selfish to give anything for homeless and sick children during Christmas when Cody and Bailey asked for donations for needy children. On Christmas Eve night, London's mirror takes her back to the past, the present and future to learn her lesson. London's past is somewhat happy, as Mr. Moseby was always there for her when Mr. Tipton never showed up for the holiday. She sees the present next, which she dismisses as unimportant due to it being everyday life. London is then shown herself several decades later, in which she keeps leaving out milk and cookies for Santa Claus, and no gifts are ever given to her; she misunderstands that Moseby has "gone to the hotel in the sky", but learns that Bailey (who got tired of London's ungrateful attitude), Cody and Zack (who lives with Bailey and Cody, still a playboy) never speak to her any more. London learns that it is better to give than to receive and cherish her friends, selling her Christmas presents to buy gifts for the needy children, along with Cody, Zack, Mr. Moseby and Bailey. Meanwhile, Zack has trouble waking up on time to go to work, so he and Cody set up an elaborate alarm.

"The Play's the Thing"

After assigning the class to write their own play, Ms. Tutweiler selects Cody's play to be presented in class. However, Bailey refuses to participate after realizing the play is about the break-up between her and Cody, forcing Cody to act as Bailey and Zack as Cody. In the end, Cody realizes that he made the biggest mistake ever breaking up with Bailey.

"Twister: Part 1"

London offers to take Bailey to Kettlecorn to celebrate her grandmother's 90th birthday, but when their blimp malfunctions they are forced to drive the rest of the way. Elsewhere, Zack, Cody, and Woody challenge Mr. Moseby and his brother, who is visiting with his teammates, to a game of basketball, that is until they learn his brother is NBA star Dwight Howard. Meanwhile, Cody is unsure of where or why Bailey has gone to and laments her absence, until he discovers that she went to her family farm. He decides to go there to ultimately win her affections back.

"Twister: Part 2"

Cody arrives in Kettlecorn and is surprised to see that Moose is also there to get Bailey back. Throughout his visit, Bailey's father Clyde takes an immediate disliking to him, making it worse when Cody accidentally hits Clyde in the eye with a cob of corn. Before Cody can tell Bailey how he feels about her, a tornado approaches and everyone evacuates into the Pickett's storm shelter. As the tornado hits, Bailey is knocked out and dreams that she is Dorothy Gale and is trying to find her way back home through the Land of Oz. As Bailey unwittingly re-enacts the story of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, she encounters Moose as the Scarecrow, Cody as the Tin Woodman, London as Glinda the Good Witch, Woody as the Cowardly Lion, Zack as a Flying Monkey, and the Wicked Witch of the West, and Mr. Moseby as a Munchkin. She wakes up from her dream and has to decide between Moose and Cody. Meanwhile, on the ship, Zack tries to get some extra money by renting out his and Woody's rooms to a family, the Everharts, who have no place to go after the ship is overbooked. Moseby is initially mad until Mr. Everhart tells him that his family plans to come again next year and rent out an entire deck.

"Twister: Part 3"

The group starts rebuilding Kettlecorn after the tornado, but they continue to struggle to pay off the damage. As a result, London's father, Mr. Tipton arrives (who finally reveals himself) to discuss aiding their monetary costs. Meanwhile, Zack, Woody, and Mr. Moseby attempt to sneak into Kettlecorn with a Search and Rescue team. Unfortunately, Mr. Tipton wants to destroy the farm and build a plastic bag factory; Cody and Bailey manage to convince him it is a bad idea, but Zack and Woody overdo it by claiming there's a flesh-eating virus loose. Having seen the movie the two got their idea from, Mr. Tipton changes his mind again; however, London stands up to her father, succeeding in forcing him to leave Bailey's home alone. Strangely, Mr. Tipton is proud of London betraying him; it is also revealed in this episode that he can never remember her unless they meet in person or she's causing him trouble. It is also revealed that Mr. Tipton does not remember or know Moseby at all, not knowing of his job on the ship or the hotel in Boston, and is only reminded when Moseby brings up how he was the best man at his ninth wedding. Grandma Pickett then gives Bailey a can filled with her savings, so she can go back to Seven Seas High. Cody and Bailey then get back together. Grandma Pickett later gives a necklace to Zack as he was trying to find an anniversary gift for Maya.

"Snakes on a Boat"

London dares Woody to go down into the ship's cargo hold where he accidentally opens a crate containing numerous snakes, thereby releasing them. Ultimately, Mr. Moseby uses one of his exercising techniques to capture the escaped snakes. Meanwhile, after a series of couples games, Cody learns he cannot make Bailey laugh so he goes to great lengths to try to make her laugh and Maya learns that Zack has dated more girls than she thought.

"Prom Night"

After the students pull a prank on Mr. Moseby by putting him to sleep and then sending him up into the air on a deck chair with balloons tied to it, he cancels the senior prom. However, Zack comes up with a plan to have a "secret prom" after hearing Ms. Tutweiller discussing a "secret school" in history class. Meanwhile, Bailey tries to get everybody to vote her for prom queen while Cody helps Woody ask Addison to prom. Ultimately, the kids award the roles of king and queen to Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller after everyone votes "not Bailey" as she had gone overboard in trying to get everyone's vote. After prom, Moseby gets revenge on Zack by doing the same prank to him as he had done earlier.

"Graduation on Deck"

In the lead up to graduation, Mr. Moseby announces that London's dad, Mr. Tipton is selling the ship and it will be dismantled within a week once they get to New York City. London starts receiving private Spanish tutoring by Ms. Tutweiller in order to pass it to obtain her high school diploma. Maya is accepted into the Peace Corps and breaks up with Zack because she does not believe a long-distance relationship will work, upsetting Zack and compelling him to refuse to attend graduation. Cody also refuses to attend because he was rejected from Yale University while Bailey was accepted. Carey and Kurt arrive on the ship and attempt to change their children's minds. Carey consoles Cody while Kurt consoles Zack, spurring the twins to convince each other to go to graduation. London successfully passes Spanish through a Helen Keller-like learning style. When graduation is disrupted by the destruction of the ship, Mr. Moseby calls Mr. Tipton to stall the demolition. When Mr. Tipton refuses to budge, Mr. Moseby defies him and proceeds with the ceremony. After graduation, Woody and Addison come out with yearbooks and the group shares their final moments together. Bailey decides to go to Yale, with Cody promising to visit her. Mr. Moseby announces he is ready for a new stage in his life and proposes to Ms. Tutweiller, who instantly accepts. Zack and Cody then exit the ship for the last time, wondering what is next for them.