The Suite Life on Deck | Season 2

 

"The Spy Who Shoved Me"

A microchip with secret information on it goes missing and the twins help a spy recover it. Cody gives the chip to Bailey, telling her to hide it and not to look at what's in it, but Bailey looks it up on her computer anyway. When Cody finds out that Bailey ignored him, breaking her promise, he has mixed emotions. Bailey kisses Cody on the lips as a way of telling him he can trust her, so he forgives her.

"Ala-ka-scram!"

London develops a crush on the ship's magician, Armando, and finds herself getting jealous of his assistant Karina. So, she sends Karina away by telling her dad to send her away, but Mr. Tipton instead proposed marriage to her. As a result, London fills in as Armando's assistant, but causes trouble, accidentally hurting Armando and making kids in the audience cry. Meanwhile, Zack tries to hang out with Cody and Bailey, much to their annoyance, so to get him off their back, they invite Woody to hang out with Zack for an upcoming Air Band contest. However, they clash when Woody isn't taking the contest seriously.

"In the Line of Duty"

After Zack gets in trouble with Ms. Tutwieller by setting off a stink cloud, she suggests that he becomes the hall monitor, but it soon gets out of hand when he puts all of his classmates in detention. Meanwhile, Cody and Bailey find it increasingly harder to spend time with each other. In addition, Bailey gets a job at London's new boutique, which is actually a secret closet to store the rest of her extensive collection of clothes. London gets punished by her father for converting the ship's store into her personal closet and is now forced to sell merchandise (such as snow globes).

"Kitchen Casanova"

Cody's teacher is chopping onions and cuts herself so Cody fills in for her. But, when he becomes the center of attention, Bailey starts to get jealous and makes a plan with Woody to get him back. Meanwhile, London is selling Zack's paintings' (sneezed food) for $30,000. Then, Zack finds out and tries to sell them on his own, but finds out people only like them because London did.

"Smarticle Particles"

To win a bet with Cody, Bailey convinces London that a perfume will make her smarter. Meanwhile, Zack asks out the captain of the boys wrestling team, who is a girl, after accidentally dropping freezing cold ocean water on her, that he had meant to drop on Woody.

"Family Thais"

Bailey and London go to Thailand to meet London's grandmother and discover that she is a poor farmer so London gives her grandmother and her hut a makeover. Meanwhile, Zack asks Cody to be his wingman because he likes a girl, although he wants to be faithful to Bailey. In the end, it's revealed the girl already has a boyfriend, so Zack gets together with her friend instead.

"Goin' Bananas"

Zack turns in one of Cody's old term papers as his own, without realizing that Cody had inserted a bizarre passage about a fictional banana-phobia, so Mrs. Tutweiller sends him to see a counsellor, ending with Zack taking his anger out on his brother. Meanwhile, London goes through withdrawal when her cellphone is taken away after she is caught texting during class, prompting Bailey to help her find something new to do to keep her hands busy. In addition, Woody spends all of his time playing a virtual reality game called "Better Life" as an avatar named Brock. He has a virtual girlfriend named Peaches (who turns out to be Addison). Cody tells him that he can't live his whole life through a virtual reality game.

"Lost at Sea"

After the gang returns for a new semester, London finds she doesn't have enough closet space, Cody deals with his voice cracking, and Zack's fake welcome buddy plan falls flat when Woody reveals it to his target. The whole gang ends up in London's closet lifeboat and Woody accidentally sets them adrift in the Pacific Ocean. After escaping sharks and arguing over supplies, Cody and Bailey argue about which way to set sail, and though the crew sides with Bailey, Cody changes the sail during the night, landing them on a deserted island. Bailey angrily breaks up with Cody. Cody thinks that manly outdoorsman Zack is winning Bailey's heart over the next few days. London, however, thinks that she has won an all-expense paid trip to a five-star island resort, and Woody is stuck with keeping up the facade. Cody desperately tries to win Bailey back, and comes up with a plan to get everyone back to the ship. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller search the ship for the five teens, and end up adrift in their own boat, having the same argument that Cody and Bailey had.

"Roomies"

Marcus Little, a former child singer, arrives on the SS Tipton and is assigned to share a cabin with Zack, who is trying to figure out Marcus' true identity. When Marcus reveals he is a former child artist named Lil' Little, he reveals how he came on board to try and have a normal childhood. Zack then decides to help him live as a child although Marcus later gets annoyed when Zack asks for an autograph from him for his new crush. After a talk with Mr. Moseby, Marcus realises that he overreacted and gives Zack's crush an autograph and accepts the offer of friendship. Meanwhile, Cody and Bailey play against each other in a series of friendly competitions.

"Crossing Jordin"

Zack, Cody, and Marcus attempt to write a song for the ship's guest singer, Jordin Sparks, to perform, but with less than her best interests in mind. Meanwhile, London meets the winner of a contest where a contestant gets to be London's best friend for a week on the ship, but the winner acts like a brat and also steals London's identity.

"Bermuda Triangle"

Zack and Cody receive a $200 check from their parents for their 16th birthday, but have an argument about how to spend it and end up ripping it in half. Following this, Zack wishes he was an only child and Cody wishes for the same, saying that nothing would make him happier. Once the ship enters the Bermuda Triangle, a parallel universe opens up and their wish comes true; the twins were split up at birth, with Zack growing up with only Carey and Cody growing up with only Kurt. Zack grew up to be a nerdy guy, nerdier than Cody ever was and having no sense of fun. Cody, on the other hand, grew with Zack's personality pushed to the extreme, being rude, crude, sexist, nasty and obnoxious.

"The Beauty and the Fleeced"

Zack, Marcus, and Woody create a fake beauty pageant so they can meet girls. When Mr. Moseby learns of their plans, he punishes them by forcing them to see it through. Meanwhile, London intimidates Bailey by bragging about her previous success in beauty pageants. As a result, Bailey enters the SS Tipton's pageant to try to beat London, and hires Cody as her coach.

"The Swede Life"

Zack, Cody, London, and Bailey visit Martensgrav, a Swedish town founded by the twins' ancestors (portrayed by Dylan and Cole Sprouse), only to discover the townsfolk consider the great Martin family as villains. Meanwhile, Marcus and Mr. Moseby want to visit a museum for the Swedish pop group ABBA, but get stuck at a Swedish furniture store, Umaka (a spoof of IKEA) in search of a missing screw for Moseby's Swedish nightstand.

"Mother of the Groom"

Esteban comes aboard the SS Tipton with his fiancée, Francesca, and his mother. While the boys have a bachelor party for Esteban, London and Bailey try to help Esteban's mother (who disapproves of the marriage) find something she enjoys aside from taking care of her son so that she can accept Esteban's marriage and move on with life.

"The Defiant Ones"

Cody creates a web of lies when he tries to cover up his failure to do his homework. He tells Ms. Tutweiller that he didn't do his homework because he was taking care of Bailey's broken leg, saying she tripped over Ivana, having London confirm it, even though Ivana wasn't on the ship. However, when London lets it slip that Ivana wasn't on board, they make up another lie that she was eaten by a crocodile someone seemingly snuck on board after the ship left Australia. Ms. Tutweiller then told the passengers over the PA that a crocodile was on the loose. After faking a crocodile attack, everything is calming down, but Cody still didn't do his homework, to which he just accepted his bad grade rather than lie again. Meanwhile, Zack and Mr. Moseby are handcuffed together by Mr. Blanket in order for them to learn to get along.

"Any Given Fantasy"

When Mr. Moseby forbids the students from playing football on the ship, they become interested in playing fantasy football. London talks her way into having a team in the fantasy football league and after impressing the boys with her knowledge of football, London unveils her team's weapon, Kurt Warner. London also promises the winners of the football a golden trophy, as a result, Zack, Marcus, and Woody dress up like mascots to gain London's trophy. Meanwhile, Cody becomes upset when his friends tease him due to his poor football skills so he enlists Kirby as his coach.

"Rollin' With the Holmies"

When the ship docks in London, England, Cody attempts to solve a mystery surrounding a stolen book that belongs to Queen Elizabeth II. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby teaches Zack and Marcus how to play croquet so they can compete against London's snobby new crush, Lord Wicket, and his friend Snively in order for Marcus to gain London's affection. Later, Cody manages to reveal that the detective in the museum is in fact the thief. He is arrested and the Queen invites Cody, Bailey and Woody for tea as a reward for finding her book.

"Can You Dig It?"

When Zack accidentally finds the crown of the ancient Princess Zaria, he takes credit for all the years of research Cody did, making Cody angry. Zaria's spirit possesses Bailey who is now desperate to get her crown back and punishes Zack for taking it. Now, it is up to Cody to save Zack and release the spirit from Bailey.

"London's Apprentice"

Mr. Tipton wants London to present him with a great new invention, so London offers a one million dollar prize for the person who creates the best new invention. Zack, Cody, Bailey, Marcus, and Mr. Moseby present their ideas to London for her to decide which one is the best. Meanwhile, London gives Kirby the bag containing the one million dollars, but he loses the bag and must retrace his steps to find it.

"Once Upon a Suite Life"

Zack, Cody, London, and Bailey fall asleep during class when Ms. Tutweiller is lecturing about fairy tales. They each dream that they are the characters in classic fairy tales such as Snow White, Hansel and Gretel, and Jack and the Beanstalk.

"Marriage 101"

A class assignment requires the students to simulate marriage to learn the challenges that face married couples in everyday life. Cody 'marries' Bailey, Zack 'marries' London, and Woody 'marries' Addison with Marcus as their child. However, when the "Wheel of Life" gives Cody an injury, he and Bailey begin to fight.

"Model Behavior"

When Mr. Moseby leaves to go to a reunion, Zack and Marcus decide to throw a party on the sky deck with models. Janice and Jessica, from the Boston Tipton, come aboard the ship as models and while Janice tries to draw Zack's attention, Cody believes Bailey is jealous of Jessica. Meanwhile, to distract the modeling agent from discovering the party, Woody pretends to be a male model named Woodlander.

"Rock the Kasbah"

When the ship docks in Morocco, Cody wants to buy earrings for Bailey, but Zack insists he bargain with the cashier for a better price. Meanwhile, London, Bailey, Marcus, and Woody discover a magic lamp that contains a genie willing to grant wishes, causing them to argue over which wishes should be granted.

"I Brake for Whales"

The SS Tipton is going straight in the path of endangered blue whales motivating Zack, Cody, Bailey, and Marcus to try their best to change the ship's course, after Moseby refuses to stop the ship. They lock themselves into the engine room hoping the whales will safely pass, however they discover it is not as easy as it seems. Cody begins to faint due to heat exhaustion, Marcus becomes desperate for water, and Zack loses it and tries to break free. Eventually, Kirby breaks into the engine room to attempt to stop them, but after seeing the whales on Cody's laptop, he decides to go along with the plan. However, Moseby later comes in and after being shown the clip of the whales, he is touched but still forces them to leave. However, he locks himself in and decides to go with the plan too, much to everyone's delight. Later, Moseby reveals that the captain has agreed to leave the engines off and Mr. Tipton has been thrilled with the publicity that the kids got for saving the whales.

"Seven Seas News"

The students of Seven Seas High take over the Seven Seas News. Zack and Bailey clash as co-anchors as a result of Zack being more popular, London is confused by the green screen, and Cody investigates a missing passenger.

"Starship Tipton"

Many years in the future, Zack's desecendant, Zirk, pulls a prank on a race of alien beings while aboard a starship, which causes destructive retaliation, causing a Moseby robot to be sent back to destroy Zack, prompting Zack, Cody, London, Bailey, Marcus, and Mr. Moseby to travel to the future to stop Zirk from pranking the aliens.

"Mean Chicks"

Bailey bets London $1 million that she cannot go on one week without insulting her, so London asks Mr. Blanket for help to try not to insult Bailey. When Bailey loses the bet, London insults her one million times. Meanwhile, Cody attempts to avoid the assaults of a seagull after not permitting the seagull to eat fries while Mr. Moseby tries to overcome his recently developed fear of bees.

"Breakup in Paris"

Cody and Bailey are planning to celebrate their one year anniversary when the SS Tipton docks in Paris. Cody asks London to help him make his date perfect. However, a big misunderstanding begins when Bailey sees Cody with London (who were just practicing the date) and mistakes her as the "hideous French girl". The next day, the day of the anniversary, Cody sees Bailey with another guy, Jean Luc, who was just trying to cheer her up. Bailey and Cody start arguing about the misunderstanding, and decide it would be better if they broke up. Meanwhile, Zack and Woody are pursued by art thieves.