The Suite Life on Deck | Season 1

 

"The Suite Life Sets Sail"

Continuing from the series finale of the previous show, Zack (Dylan Sprouse), Cody (Cole Sprouse), London (Brenda Song), and Mr. Moseby (Phill Lewis) from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody set sail on the SS Tipton for their semester at sea. London uses jewelry to bribe her cabin-mate, Padma, to leave the ship so she can have a cabin to herself. Cody finds himself sharing a cabin with Woody, who is very messy. Zack shares a cabin with Bailey (Debby Ryan), who is a neat freak. Unbeknownst to anyone, Bailey is a girl who disguised herself as a boy in order to gain a position on the ship after she found out that there were no more vacancies for girls. Zack and Cody agree to switch cabin-mates, but Zack changes his mind after he finds out that Bailey is a girl. After everyone else eventually finds this out, Bailey is allowed to stay, filling the position vacated by London's ex-cabin-mate, and Bailey becomes London's new cabin-mate. This is the last straw for London and she escapes to Parrot Island via helicopter.

"Parrot Island"

Following the events of the first episode, when the SS Tipton makes a special trip to pick up London from Parrot Island, Bailey, Moseby, and Woody end up in the island's jail because all of the parrots left for Seal Island after Tipton Industries cut down all the trees. Zack and Cody attempt to get them released from jail, but the twins are incarcerated along with the others and Bailey has to use her pig, Porkers, to rescue them. Zack and Cody fight over Bailey, but Zack lets Cody have her after finding out about her ex-boyfriend Moose and seeing she has too much "baggage," while Zack wants a girl who is just a "carry on." Eventually London comes back on board and the trees are now replanted on Parrot Island.

"Broke 'N' Yo-Yo"

Bailey is mad that London is hogging all the space in their cabin, so she decides to trick her with the myth of the "Sea Snark." She later feels guilty and tells her the truth. Meanwhile, when Zack uses up both his and Cody's meal cards buying expensive things for all of the girls on the ship, they run out of money. Moseby puts them to work so they can earn their keep. Cody is practicing for a yo-yo contest to make some money and impress Bailey and Zack agrees to take over both his and Cody's jobs on the ship so Cody can perfect his yo-yo trick. To keep up with both jobs, Zack uses a towel thrower to get the towels to the passengers. Cody finds himself up against a young yo-yo champion named Johan Yo. Johan wins the yo-yo competition, but after Bailey tells Cody that Johan is a professional, he is disqualified because the competition was for amateurs only, and Cody is declared the winner. Despite winning, Zack and Cody do not keep the money. Instead, Moseby keeps the money to pay for the damage done by Zack's thrower.

"The Kidney of the Sea"

Zack develops a crush on a cute passenger named Violet, but must deal with her wealthy "boyfriend", Ashton, and snooty mother who will do anything to keep Zack and Violet apart, especially after Ashton gives her an expensive jewelry piece. Meanwhile, Cody referees an intelligence test between London's dog, Ivana, and Bailey's pet pig, Porkers. Bailey tries to take advantage of Cody's crush on her, while London tries to bribe Cody. At the end, the competition ends in a draw. Ashton accuses Zack of stealing the "Kidney of the Sea" necklace. London's dog, Ivana, proves Ashton wrong. Ashton had hidden the jewel in his pocket and then he admits the truth in a grudging tone. At the end, Violet throws the Kidney of the Sea into the ocean as London watches, throwing away her month-old jewelry.

"Showgirls"

London and Bailey are on a mission to prove that Miss Tutweiller is dating Mr. Moseby after overhearing a conversation between the two. Meanwhile, Zack convinces Cody to sneak out after curfew to catch the Starlight Follies burlesque show on the ship. When they finally make it past the security guard and into the show, they become convinced that their teacher, Miss Tutweiller, is one of the showgirls after seeing her heart shaped anklet in the show and during class. So, Zack sends Bailey and London undercover as two showgirls to find out. But eventually thanks to Woody ratting them out (after getting his grade raised to a "D+"), Zack, Cody, London and Bailey get caught sneaking into the Starlight Follies on a school night and get detention. However, at the end when the kids are out of earshot, it is revealed that Miss Tutweiller was the showgirl because she was filling in for someone.

"International Dateline"

In a similar fashion to Groundhog Day, Cody tries to impress Bailey at their school dance, but he fails and finds himself stuck in a time loop while everyone is oblivious to what is happening. Cody believes the time loop is caused by fate giving him another chance with Bailey, but eventually realizes that lightning striking the ship as it crossed the International Date Line was what caused the time reversal, so he reduces the ship's speed to break the time loop. In the end, he still fails to impress Bailey but Zack helps him out.

"It's All Greek to Me"

The SS Tipton visits Greece. While they are there, Bailey crushes on the handsome young tour guide, which makes Cody jealous. To impress her, Arwin's cousin, Milos, gives him a replica of the ancient amulet of the Greek goddess Aphrodite to give as a gift to her, but in a mix up, he ends up getting the real one. Meanwhile, London has to write a speech for her father, who is funding a new exhibit, but finds it very difficult, but then has a dream about Greek history, which inspires her. On the opening day of the exhibit, Zack, Cody, and Bailey, disguised as statues, attempt to switch the fake for the real one. However, when Milos fails to keep lookout, the curator Elias sees them in the act and threatens to get them arrested. When Milos explains it was his fault, Elias fires him. When Zack explains Milos's connection to Arwin to London, London tells Elias that if he fires Milos, she'd tell her father not to fund the exhibit. Milos is then promoted, and everything is resolved. During the credits, Milos and Arwin have a video chat, where they call out each other for lying, Milos calling out Arwin for not being married, and Arwin calling out Milos for owing him money.

"Sea Monster Mash"

The class has a school project to complete and Cody chooses Bailey to be his partner, disappointing Zack who had hoped to get Cody to complete his and Woody's project for them. After Bailey tells London that she has partnered with Cody, London teams up with Zack and Woody. Cody is trying to catch a famous sea monster, but keeps failing and disappointing Bailey. Zack tries to sabotage Cody's project. However, his own project turns into a monster when London pours a smoothie into their plant project, causing it to grow and eventually trapping Zack, Woody, and London. The sea monster shows up at the end of the episode.

"Flowers and Chocolate"

Chelsea, Barbara, and Bob visit the SS Tipton. Cody is worried about how he's going to tell Barbara about his feelings for Bailey, but Barbara has to dump Cody because she and Bob are now dating. Right before Cody tells her about Bailey, Barbara tells him about her and Bob. To make Barbara jealous, Cody tells her that he and Bailey are also dating, thinking he can get away with the lie because Bailey is off the ship, only for her to return early. London tells Chelsea that her cabin is her shoe closet, and that Woody is her servant. Woody agrees to help her because he has a crush on Chelsea. During movie night, Cody tries to make Barbara think that he and Bailey are dating, but Bailey eventually finds out. Cody apologizes and Bailey forgives him and says if he wanted her to be his pretend girlfriend, all he had to do is ask. To show it, she tickles him, wraps her arms around him, and finishes with a kiss on the cheek (causing Cody to faint) saying that would have made Barbara really jealous. Chelsea finds out that London is just a regular student, but instead of telling everyone, tells London she will tell everyone that London was "abducted by aliens" instead. Bob also apologizes to Zack for never getting to spend any time with him.

"Boo You"

When Cody and Kirby don't allow Zack to bungee-jump off the side of the ship, the brothers accidentally knock Kirby off the ship, but Kirby, who is by then attached to the bungee cord, gets pulled back and, after a short flight, lands in the hot tub. To make it up to him, Zack and Cody tutor Kirby so he can pass his high school equivalency exam and earn a promotion. Meanwhile, London embarrasses Bailey multiple times on her internet show in a new segment called "Boo You!" When Bailey's crush Holden asks her out on a date, she thinks London set her up and eventually embarrasses herself. It turns out that London set Holden and Bailey up on a date to apologize for embarrassing Bailey.

"seaHarmony"

Zack and London play matchmaker for Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller, but with little success. Eventually, they get Moseby and Tutweiller together, and although they have an argument, they remain together. Meanwhile, Cody tries to impress Bailey by acting like someone else based on her dating test results. However, what Cody doesn't know is that some of her answers were for fun, while the others were true.

"The Mommy and the Swami"

When the ship stops in India, Cody takes Zack with him to visit his guru, a Swami who lives in the top of a mountain who charges high prices for everything he sells. Eventually, Zack and Cody run out of money and join the Swami's worldwide call center. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby is having computer problems and is trying to contact the call center for help, but without any success. Padma, who was originally London's cabin-mate on the ship, but left after London bribed her, asks London to help convince her mother that she was still at sea. It is later shown that the help center Moseby was calling was run by the Swami, who used an American accent.

"Maddie on Deck"

When the ship stops in Liechtenstamp, Maddie Fitzpatrick visits the SS Tipton and gains a new friend: Bailey. Prince Jeffy of Liechtenstamp, who is only 8 years old, falls in love with Maddie and forces her to marry him. However, Zack challenges the Prince to a joust, with Maddie being the prize. Zack begins to lose until he is kissed by Maddie.

"When in Rome..."

The ship docks in Rome, Italy and London falls for a handsome musician named Luca while he performs in the streets. Later, as Bailey searches for her money belt key, she overhears that Luca and his uncle, Marco, are actually con men and had already conned London for $20,000. Bailey talks to Luca and finds out that he actually doesn't want to be a con man and really likes London. So, they hatch a plan to get the money back from his uncle that involves Bailey dressing up as Naomi Wyoming, a parody of Hannah Montana. Meanwhile, Zack and Cody get themselves hired by Chef Gigi so they can eat at her restaurant. At the end, Cody is fired, but Zack enjoys a delicious meal with Gigi.

"Shipnotized"

A famous hypnotist visits the SS Tipton and accidentally hypnotizes London to act like Bailey, which gets her really annoyed. Meanwhile, Harvard's Dean of Admissions, Monroe Cabot, is also visiting with his daughter Olivia. Cabot is fond of Cody, but thinks lowly of Zack, although Zack wants to date Olivia who shares feelings for Zack as well. Since Cabot does not approve of the relationship, Zack and Cody concoct a plan where Cody will pretend to go out on a date with Olivia, which Cabot approves of, but Zack will actually be the one who goes on the date. After another mishap with the hypnotist where Olivia is hypnotized to act like her "true self", Cabot finds out about the switch and chastises Cody, telling him he will never get into Harvard, bringing Cody to tears. Zack sticks up for his brother, telling Cabot that Harvard would be lucky to have Cody as a student, bringing up many of Cody's accomplishments. Cody, having regained his confidence, rejects his dream of going to Harvard, telling Cabot that he'd prefer to go to Yale instead.

"Mom and Dad on Deck"

Zack and Cody plan to have an all-guys weekend with their father, but a surprise visit from their mother ruins their plans. When Kurt and Carey get a show on the ship, Mr. Moseby says they can stay on board permanently if it is a success. Worried their parents will stay on the ship, the twins hatch a plan to sabotage their parents' show. Meanwhile, London tries to find the perfect belated birthday gift for Mr. Moseby by following him around all day. In the end, London makes Mr. Moseby very happy that he got a present from her because even his own mother forgot his birthday.

"The Wrong Stuff"

London holds a competition between Cody and Woody to decide which one of them will accompany her on her trip to the Tipton Space Station. Desperate to win, Cody and Woody each try to sabotage the other during the competition. Meanwhile, Zack is in charge of the senior citizen's activities and meets a passenger who is unwilling to participate in any of the activities. Zack makes multiple attempts to find something he wants to do and finally discovers that he enjoys playing pranks on other people. Together, they try to pull off a series of pranks on the other passengers.

"Splash & Trash"

Zack and Woody are convinced that a girl the SS Tipton rescued from the ocean is actually a mermaid. They make multiple attempts to prove it, but are unsuccessful. Upon her telling Zack that she is really a competitive swimmer and extremely busy training for the Olympics, Zack decides to teach her how to relax. Meanwhile, Cody is fired as the ship's towel boy after he doesn't allow passengers to use multiple towels in an attempt to protect the environment. He also puts up a show to portray the future of the Earth if this kind of overuse continues, which ultimately gets him re-hired as towel boy.

"Mulch Ado About Nothing"

When Bailey starts feeling homesick, Cody decides to recreate her hometown festival. However, thanks to London, Bailey's hometown boyfriend, Moose, shows up. He and Cody compete in corn bobbin', arm wrestling, and chess to win Bailey's heart, but Cody loses every competition. Moose asks Bailey to come home, so she asks Cody what to do. Cody says to follow her heart and Bailey stays because she would miss her friends. At the end, Bailey hints that she likes Cody after the pair share a hug.

"Cruisin' for a Bruisin'"

Zack puts ice cream on Cody's report. Fed up, Cody throws the ice cream to the floor. Moseby slips on the ice cream. Kirby tries to save him, but ends up injuring him. Connie takes over Moseby's work and breaks a boat in a bottle intended as a gift for the captain. Everyone tries to comfort Moseby, but none of them do any good. Moseby overhears mention of a problem with the boat and thinks there is a problem with the full-size ship. London eventually fixes the boat in a bottle. Moseby falls down the stairs and injures everyone except London. Finally, Moseby accidentally breaks the boat and doesn't have enough time to repair it.

"Double-Crossed"

Hannah Montana boards the SS Tipton on her way to a concert performance in Honolulu, Hawaii. To impress Bailey, Cody desperately tries to get tickets to the show, having claimed he knew Hannah from when she stayed in the Tipton hotel and ate cake off of Zack's shirt. Meanwhile, the Russo's are still aboard the ship on their vacation in which Alex pulls a prank on Justin by putting blue dye in the hot tub, making him turn blue, for which Mr. Moseby blames Zack, while Max tries to impress London with his magical suitcase. In the end, Alex is grounded for pranking Justin, and Mr. Moseby apologizes to Zack for blaming him (Though he is still in trouble, as he admitted to perpetuating other pranks); and Hannah Montana arrives in the lobby and recognizes Cody because of the cake on his shirt, she then gives Bailey & Cody tickets to her concert plus backstage passes, Bailey then tells Cody that "this is going to be the best date ever", and that Cody is "her guy", which ends in Bailey finally kissing Cody on the lips, starting their anticipated relationship.